mabendaba's Diaryland Diary

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2006-08-01 - Check me out
2006-06-21 - Big and burned
2006-06-07 - Who knows what he wants for father's day
2006-06-05 - We've got dead babies on spikes
2006-05-30 - So, you come here often?
2006-05-23 - So he says, at leasts your breasts aren't leaking.
2006-05-21 - He just sawed a hole big enough for his head.
2006-05-16 - Malefactor, recidivist, fiend, ruffian, caitiff. In short, the Dixie oven.
2006-05-15 - Pizza pockets for lunch, because I can
2006-05-10 - The flubb that gave me a C.
2006-05-08 - The laundry, that was his fault. But not this.
2006-05-06 - Cinco de Mayhem
2006-05-04 - Last day of Med-Surg
2006-05-01 - Grade:Effort
2006-04-03 - Riverboat on fire
2006-03-29 - Greased lightening is no good.
2006-03-18 - March Madness
2006-03-12 - The cell phone doesn't suffocate.
2006-02-20 - No quilt, no problem
2006-02-11 - A pioneer woman or not?
2006-02-06 - A puffy faced NG tube
2006-01-25 - Sickies isn't politically correct
2006-01-12 - Mother Nature scams the lot of us
2005-12-21 - The couch potato
2005-12-17 - No stockings?
2005-12-13 - I won't complain in the next one, I promise
2005-12-09 - -
2005-11-21 - You ask me, I'll kill you
2005-11-17 - The should be called sconies
2005-10-19 - Newness
2005-10-14 - Adventures in choking
2005-09-30 - no money, no problems?
2005-09-26 - The pin debaucle
2005-09-01 - Humph
2005-07-27 - We agreed not to talk about it until next week
2005-07-13 - Little kids don't know what a 'progenetor' is
2005-06-02 - Memorial Day, I remember a BBQ
2005-05-17 - I suppose I'll have to get a pocket protector
2005-05-12 - Three items that turned into five
2005-04-28 - Nerdily horrid, or horridly nerdy?
2005-04-21 - A short list of nothing to do
2005-04-18 - I'm afraid that innuendo isn't going to win me over missy.
2005-04-02 - Sleep issues
2005-03-28 - Tricksy Jehova's Wittnesses
2005-03-01 - Married life
2005-01-10 - Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.
2005-01-02 - Love Lab
2004-12-24 - Boo Nancy to Christmas Carols, I'm so sick of them.
2004-12-20 - Tyler's gone and I still have my cell phone
2004-12-04 - Puberty and one-liners
2004-11-26 - Just a trash can? Just a trash can?!?
2004-11-10 - Maybe I should stop writing until I can talk about something other than Tyler
2004-11-05 - Naked time
2004-11-01 - DO NOT DISTURB THE SLEEP OF DEATH
2004-10-28 - The internet ganked my previous entry and Zach Braff saved my life.
2004-10-22 - You don't know his middle name?
2004-10-20 - dingo insurance
2004-10-13 - Let me shoot you in the ear and see how you like it.
2004-10-06 - Somebody go and buy a bouquet
2004-10-01 - 'Kore wa hon desu!' 'Yes, that is a book.'
2004-09-24 - -
2004-09-10 - But, M-to-the-Y-to-the-R-to-the-I-to-the-Ahhhhhh doesn't fit on my phone
2004-09-03 - PMS Avenger, I only work 5 days a month.
2004-08-18 - Emotiometer
2004-08-16 - Listen lady, all I know is produce... don't know nothing about love.
2004-07-26 - I'm going to relish the fact that I can eat chips and salsa for dinner.
2004-07-17 - Victorian Ox? It's Swiss.
2004-06-25 - We're like Britain re: the european union
2004-06-20 - no email is good email
2004-06-17 - Where the heck have you been? Me? I've been here.
2004-06-17 - Where the heck have you been? Me? I've been here.
2004-05-24 - Killed by a blinking cursor.
2004-05-18 - So, you like Star Wars?
2004-05-08 - Another guest entry
2004-04-29 - OCD to the max
2004-04-25 - Tyler veto
2004-04-24 - By best, I mean best after I was eliminated on a technicality
2004-04-23 - Back in the U.S.S.2.
2004-04-20 - CGNU Alumni
2004-04-17 - Apathy strikes again
2004-04-10 - usual system + cologne
2004-04-08 - There is some blood in donating blood, but not much
2004-04-04 - -
2004-04-01 - White dove in the sand
2004-03-30 - Why don't you just buy some hookers? I mean... hookers, hooters... it's almost the same.
2004-03-25 - Ack
2004-03-23 - Who says banking is serious business?
2004-03-22 - I'll just use what I know about college football.
2004-03-13 - What the crap is he thinking?
2004-03-11 - Claire needs a miracle ear
2004-03-09 - My Slak-Fu disruption
2004-03-07 - This is me, not caring.
2004-03-06 - Top 10 Saturday
2004-03-04 - If you don't think of it as grass, it won't taste like it
2004-03-01 - I just need another Dr. Pepper
2004-02-28 - pseudo-partial-congratulations
2004-02-28 - pseudo-partial-congratulations
2004-02-26 - Every year since then has just been a dissapointment.
2004-02-24 - Oh, I guess it's not as bad as all that
2004-02-23 - Being introverted is not a super power
2004-02-22 - A conversation with Operation
2004-02-21 - So much for not being like everyone else
2004-02-19 - Frickin' stupid *grumbles*
2004-02-15 - Show us your ultimate dance.
2004-02-12 - I want to enjoy Mongolian Bar-B-Que year round with an outside temp of 72 degrees. Is that too much to ask?
2004-02-11 - God made me a girl so I wouldn't have to deal with the mental ju-jitsu of homosexuality
2004-02-10 - I should be happy that the stupids are trying to improve themselves, but mostly I just want them all to die.
2004-02-09 - SGS rears it's ugly head
2004-02-08 - It takes more than sinew, comes down to what's in you.
2004-02-06 - Yahtzee can be blamed for most of the ills of society
2004-02-04 - He keeps saying there's a dead man in his tent.
2004-02-03 - My random weekend, part one
2004-01-29 - At least, I think it was Scott. In the dream, his mother owned the SLO Trolley.
2004-01-28 - Philosophy woes
2004-01-24 - Have you had sex with a person who's had sex with another person, even once, who's seen someone from Africa since 1977?
2004-01-22 - I don't need drugs to make me feel anxious and upset... reality does a fine enough job.
2004-01-21 - It's time I got back to the good life
2004-01-20 - If everyone followed The Toast Rules, no one would ever get their feelings hurt. Theoretically.
2004-01-17 - Regrets
2004-01-17 - Have you heard the one about the loser who can't let go of her Ex?
2004-01-16 - You've got nothing to worry about, it's just good old fashioned depression.
2004-01-15 - Lightening will knock down the tree and knock down your soul
2004-01-13 - I better start looking for a spouse cuz I'm going to be on this train forever
2004-01-12 - Third verse, same as the first. Little bit louder, little bit worse!